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Your SEO & Email Marketing Retainer

Marketing That Actually Works While You Sleep

Let's face it; your business deserves steady visibility without the social media hamster wheel. BAM. That's exactly what this retainer delivers.

Think of this as your marketing department in a box—minus the awkward office birthday celebrations and that one guy who microwaves fish. It's just you, me, and a strategic mix of SEO and email marketing customized to make your ethical brand shine online... even when you're busy living your actual life.

Your go-to SEO & email marketing expert.

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Your go-to SEO & email marketing expert. ✴

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What's Inside This Retainer

This isn't some one-size-fits-all package where you pay for stuff you don't need. Your retainer is built specifically for your brand, with a mix of these services based on where you'll get the most traction:

  • ✔️ Ongoing Technical SEO Maintenance

    Because Google's algorithms change more often than Ross changed his mind about Rachel

  • ✔️ Strategic Monthly Blog Content

    Optimized posts that actually bring in the right people instead of just collecting internet dust

  • ✔️ Custom Email Sequences

    From welcome series to abandoned cart recovery that sounds like YOU wrote it (but better)

  • ✔️ Conversion-Focused Landing Pages

    Pages that make people actually get out their credit cards instead of just thinking about it

  • ✔️ Monthly Analytics & Strategy Calls

    So you actually understand what's working and why (no gatekeeping, no BS)

This is for you if you're an ethical brand founder who is:

  • Tired of feast-or-famine client cycles keeping you up at night

  • Done with social media burnout and platform dependency

  • Ready for marketing that aligns with your values (and doesn't make you feel icky)

  • Looking for a strategic partner who gets both the technical stuff AND your mission

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The Transformation

Instead of waking up to check if your latest post got enough engagement, imagine checking your inbox to find qualified leads who found you through Google while you were sleeping. Picture launching a new product and having an email sequence that actually sells it without you having to show up live every day for two weeks straight.

That's the difference between hustling for attention and building marketing assets that work for you.

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The Investment

Starting at $1,500/month with a 3-month minimum commitment. Because real visibility takes consistency, not a one-time magic spell.

Here’s how to get started:

  1. We start with a deep-dive strategy session to identify exactly which mix of SEO and email marketing will move the needle for YOUR specific business

  2. I create a custom plan with clear deliverables and timelines

  3. Every month, you receive your deliverables, analytics, and a strategy call to keep everything aligned and moving forward

  4. You spend less time on marketing busy work and more time on what actually matters to you

Ready to build marketing that works while you sleep? Let's talk.

(Coffee with way too much creamer will be virtually provided during our call.)